A woman took her lover home during the day while her husband was at work.
Her 9-year old son came home unexpectedly, saw them and hid in the bedroom closet to watch.
Then, the woman's husband also came home.
She told her lover to quickly get in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.

The little boy said, "It’s dark in here."
The man said, "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice"
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My Dad's outside."
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$250"

Two weeks later, it happened again and the boy and the lover end up in the closet together for a second time.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy: "$750"
Man: "Sold."

A few days later, the Dad said to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch."
The boy said, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove."
The Dad asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
Boy: "$1,000"
The Dad said, "That's terrible to over charge your friends like that...
that is way, way more than those two things cost. I'm taking you to church, to confession."
So, they go to the church and the Dad makes the little boy sit in the confessional booth and closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."

The priest says, "Don't start that shit again; you're in my closet now."

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