QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT US!
>
> Can you cry under water?
>
> How important does a person have to be before they are
> considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
>
> Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but
> it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'?
> Where's that extra penny going to?
>
> Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the
> clothes you were buried in for eternity?
>
> Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
>
> What disease did cured ham actually have?
>
> How is it that we put man on the moon before we figure d out
> it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
>
> Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby'
> when babies wake up like every two hours?
>
> If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a
> hearing?
>
>
> Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
>
> Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put
> money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
>
> Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
> They're going to see you naked anyway.
>
> Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
>
>
> Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast
> to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
>
> If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a
> stupid song about him?
>
>
> If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio
> out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
>
> Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all
> fours?
> They're both dogs!
>
> If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME
> crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
>
> If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made
> from vegetables, what is baby oil m ade from?
>
> If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come
> from morons?
>
> Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have
> the same tune?
>
> Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
>
> Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the
> hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your
> butt?
>
> Did you ever notice that when you blow in a
> dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him
> for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
>
> Why, Why, Why
>
> Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the
> batteries are getting dead?
>
> Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds'
> when they know there is not enough money?
> Why does someone believe you when you say there are four
> billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
>
>
> Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal
> injection?
>
> Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
>
> Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks
> when you throw a revolver at him?
> Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
>
> Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word
> 'lisp'?
>
> If people evolved from apes,
>
> why are there still apes?
>
> Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the
> bubbles are always white?
> Is there ever a day that mattresses
>
> are not on sale?
>
> Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with
> hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
>
> Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with
> their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine
> it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
>
> Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on
> your first try?
>
> How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light
> fixtures?
>
> When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle
> with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we
> say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all
> right, so why d on't we say, 'That really hurt, why
> don't you watch where you're going?'
>
> Why is it that whenever you a ttempt to catch something
> that's falling off the table you always manage to knock
> something else over?
>
> In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was
> in summer when we complained about the heat?
>
> How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
> And my FAVORITE......
>
> The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four
> persons are suffering from some sort of mental illness.
> Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay,
> then it's you.
>
> Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in
> the first place?
>
> ~~~Now send this on to your friends and make them smile
> too!~~~
>
> Can you cry under water?
>
> How important does a person have to be before they are
> considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
>
> Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but
> it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'?
> Where's that extra penny going to?
>
> Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the
> clothes you were buried in for eternity?
>
> Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
>
> What disease did cured ham actually have?
>
> How is it that we put man on the moon before we figure d out
> it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
>
> Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby'
> when babies wake up like every two hours?
>
> If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a
> hearing?
>
>
> Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
>
> Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put
> money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
>
> Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
> They're going to see you naked anyway.
>
> Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
>
>
> Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast
> to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
>
> If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a
> stupid song about him?
>
>
> If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio
> out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
>
> Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all
> fours?
> They're both dogs!
>
> If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME
> crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
>
> If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made
> from vegetables, what is baby oil m ade from?
>
> If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come
> from morons?
>
> Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have
> the same tune?
>
> Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
>
> Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the
> hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your
> butt?
>
> Did you ever notice that when you blow in a
> dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him
> for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
>
> Why, Why, Why
>
> Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the
> batteries are getting dead?
>
> Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds'
> when they know there is not enough money?
> Why does someone believe you when you say there are four
> billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
>
>
> Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal
> injection?
>
> Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
>
> Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks
> when you throw a revolver at him?
> Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
>
> Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word
> 'lisp'?
>
> If people evolved from apes,
>
> why are there still apes?
>
> Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the
> bubbles are always white?
> Is there ever a day that mattresses
>
> are not on sale?
>
> Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with
> hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
>
> Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with
> their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine
> it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
>
> Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on
> your first try?
>
> How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light
> fixtures?
>
> When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle
> with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we
> say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all
> right, so why d on't we say, 'That really hurt, why
> don't you watch where you're going?'
>
> Why is it that whenever you a ttempt to catch something
> that's falling off the table you always manage to knock
> something else over?
>
> In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was
> in summer when we complained about the heat?
>
> How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
> And my FAVORITE......
>
> The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four
> persons are suffering from some sort of mental illness.
> Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay,
> then it's you.
>
> Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in
> the first place?
>
> ~~~Now send this on to your friends and make them smile
> too!~~~
